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Joke of the Day
"""Is anyone here named Jeff?"" Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"
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"Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today."
"I would tell you a joke about anal sex... Butt fuck it."
"I just had a huge fight with my dog She's such a bitch."
"What do you call an alligator that wins a race? A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)"
"When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me."
"When Bruce Jenner changed sex's. I thought damn... he's Trans-Jenner?"
"How much money do terrible movies make? Ridley Scott. Thank you."
"I worry a $15 min wage will hurt the long-term viability of my small business where I sell expired milk to people I went to high school with"
"Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."