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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you a joke about anal sex... Butt fuck it."
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"If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there. That's just the tip of the iceberg."
"Scientists confirm the human body is 75% water, still unclear what the other 25% is, ""spaghetti we think"" says one scientist"
"I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor But that's another storey."
"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"
"Wake up your lover by hysterically screaming ""Are you sleeping?!?!"""
"I hate tacos. Said no Juan ever."
"""My wife is such a racist... she won't let me date black girls."" -Andy Breckman"
"Need a cure joke... Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure ... Anyone know any (or can make one up)?"
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"