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Joke of the Day
"Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today."
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"When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do? And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes."
"I think this joke is clever. What do you think? How do you turn a metal cutting drill bit into a stone masonry drill bit? Sharpen the tip to 32 degrees."
"What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear."
"Wait...so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face? -me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks"
"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"
"A bunch of white men came up with ways to solve institutional racism, and all without having to listen to even one black person. GREAT JOB!"
"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."
"What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road? 'Let's be avenue.'"
"What do blacks and apples have in common? If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt."