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Joke of the Day
"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"
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"There's something so sexy about a woman who has all the physical characteristics that I was conditioned by the media to find attractive."
"Why do skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer."
"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"
"How to catch an elephant Dig a big hole Fill it with ashes Sprinkle peas on top When the elephant goes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole."
"Ouch! I stubbed my butt hole..."
"Did you hear about the new Clinton computer? It has 6 inches of RAM and no memory!"
"What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. (said with redneck twang)"
"What's the best part about dating 26 year olds? There's twenty of them."