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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four."

"I'm selling my parachute. Mint condition. Never opened, only used once"

"How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero? Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there."

"What kind of bee can never make up its mind? A maybe"

"I hear that strong instruments are best at the inner city. You always hear the news say, inner city violins this... inner city violins that."

"""It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?""- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate."

"So my uncle is starting a summer camp... It's for kids about to be molested."

"Chivalry I want to name my child Chivalry. Because I am not good and taking care of children. So no one will be suprised when I say Chivalry is dead."

"So I fired my sit-down body guard today... Because he would not stand up for me"

"Two sausages are sizzling in a pan.... One says ""Do you think it's hot in here?"" The other says ""oh my god a talking sausage!"""