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Joke of the Day
"Understanding women isn't rocket science. Rocket science has rules and boundaries."
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"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."
"centipede: *trips* *but for like, an hour*"
"Want to hear a joke about time travel? I'll tell you yesterday."
"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."
"""Your storage is full"" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app"
"Boy, pet stores don't like it when you ask, ""What is the most delicious animal you sell here?"""
"What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
"""I'm not a fan."" -air conditioner"
"What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm not doing that again for two bucks."