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Joke of the Day

"In Pakistan, what's the difference between an elementary school and a terrorist training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies."

"North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive. He was the Seoul survivor."

"Why do people smile in Africa? So they won't run into each other in the dark."

"Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car? She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe"

"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop says: ""Can I get your bags?"" The photon says: ""that's ok, I'm traveling light"" - I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness"

"I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance. Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms."

"I don't judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, or gender...I base it on whether or not they're an asshole."

"Why was the hipster sweating? ...He wore a scarf before it was cool."

"Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure."