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Joke of the Day
"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
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"Rihanna. Sorry, I put the punch line in the tittle."
"Did you guys hear about the new metal band playing at the winery this evening? They're called Grapes of Wrath."
"In the year 1973, there were 2000 Elvis Impersonators. By 1993, over 30,000. At this rate, by 2050 1 out of 3 people will be Elvis"
"Just started listening to Fall Out Boy. They're more than I bargained for."
"What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Either way, someone is losing a trailer."
"What does sex have in common with a savings account... What does sex have in common with a savings account? Answer is: ""You lose interest once you make a withdrawal""."
"I got a new spoiler on my car. Just a long sticker that says ""Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"""
"If I use the bathroom at someone's house and they are out of hand soap, no more high-fives for that person."
"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it"