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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."

"Why do asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"There are no absolutes in this world. Except vodka."

"""You know what this sexist comment needs? Acoustic guitar."" -country music"

"Why do Storm Troopers like churchs? Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself"

"Coco The Clown took his car back to the garage this week. The door wouldn't fall off."

"Why is the sea so salty? Because the land didn't wave back."

"Today I Called Shotgun... And the cop still put me in the backseat..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !"

"Why is Shield Commander Nck Fury upset With another eye missing he can't see a thing. He has officially become *Removes sunglasses Blind Fury"