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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the new metal band playing at the winery this evening? They're called Grapes of Wrath."

"I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot."

"My favourite word is snigger It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I'm a sbad sperson"

"Secondary market that lets people sell their excess Twitter characters."

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."

"""Want to hear a joke about potassium?"" ""Yes"" ""K"""

"When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest."""

"How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? He was de-lighted"

"What do you call a group of black criminals? A ""protest"" apparently."

"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."