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Joke of the Day
"Rihanna. Sorry, I put the punch line in the tittle."
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"When they were saying ""we will find a good home for him"" I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn't know they were talking about me!"
"What soup weighs the most? Wanton soup. I'll leave now."
"January 29, 1802, 2 AM: I hope this letter finds you well. Are you up? March 2: I am, good sir April 6: Would you kindly come over? May 9: K"
"Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos."
"A hipster has just died Welcome to heaven, says god. The hipster turns back : no way, I'm going to hell before it's cool"
"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."
"Adding a smiley face after anything makes things seem playful. Examples: You're a slut:) You're ugly:) I killed your puppy:)"
"As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. It's in my jeans."
"Intellectual. A man who can explain electricity but doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb."