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Joke of the Day

"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."

"What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny."

"How do you make soup golden? You add 24 carrots."

"I'm from the southern US, is it OK to poke fun at myself? Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day? Too hard on the mule."

"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

"Doctor: ""We got your test results back. I'm so sorry--it's Curiosity."" Cat: ""Oh my god..."""

"In the spirit of bipartisanship and cooperation, I think Trump should offer Hillary Clinton an important role in his administration... Like the ambassadorship to Libya"

"Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar.... ... the bartender says: ""Get out! We don't serve your type here! """

"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."