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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
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"Donald Trump ...Title says all."
"When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer."
"Fire Marshal: So why did you shoot off the flare gun? Me: Well I was out of ranch and the waitress kept walking past my table."
"How do you know your sister is having her period? Your father's dick tastes like blood."
"Me: How are you feeling Grandpa? Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly."
"That awesome moment when you comment and get more likes than a person who has tried to insult you in their status. Priceless."
"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"
"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."
"What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism? I don't know, that's why I was asking you."