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Joke of the Day
"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."
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"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What are you talking about? The bulb is fine."
"Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party."
"What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed."
"Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night... She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said ""Nah, you're pulling my leg"""
"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"
"A blonde is walking down the street with a pig on a leash. Someone approaches and says, ""Cool! Where did you get that?"" The pig replies, ""I won her in a raffle."""
"What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu"
"I think Helen Keller said it best when she said. ."