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Joke of the Day

"I'm from the southern US, is it OK to poke fun at myself? Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day? Too hard on the mule."

"Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?"

"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"

"What medicine do men take when their privates start hurting? Penis-illin'"

"Russian computer: ""Enter password"" Me: ""Beef stew"" Russian computer: ""Password not stroganoff"""

"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."

"You know what else is pointless? Circles."

"If there were no bad parents there would be no good strip clubs."

"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"

"There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence... As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well, that's a little condescending."