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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."

"What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'"

"It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done."

"what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them."

"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"

"Why do people get divorced in the holiday season? Because they Marry Christmas!"

"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"

"Why did hipster burn himself? He drank the Coffee before it was cool"

"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"

"What's hairy and has five fingers? A thalidomide's armpit"