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Joke of the Day
"How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle."
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"The German folk singer was very dishonest with me. You could say that he lied."
"Are you going to buy something this time? Or are you ""just curious""? Let's just say I'm buy-curious."
"What's a crohn's patient's favourite punctuation? A semi-colon!"
"GOD: Let's give her ALL the awesome. ""But what if it's TOO much awesome?"" GOD: Then we'll divide it evenly between multiple personalities."
"It's cute how my boss called the plastic container on my desk a ""water bottle."" Yeah, that's the clear liquid I keep in there."
"My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me on the grounds that I'm an ""emotionally stunted, unfeeling, uncaring piece of shit"". I don't know how I feel about this."
"What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball."
"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"
"June is over? Julying."