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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ? You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball."

"What do you call a socialite stripper? a peeler of the community!"

"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

"I smoked meat yesterday... I think that's how I got salmonella."

"The bassist walked past the bar."

"Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN COME HERE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE WITH ME!! Him: Ma'am please just take your pizza."

"*takes a home pregnancy test* *finds out home is pregnant* *calls a carpenter to find out if it's gonna be a shed or a gazebo*"

"What do you get when you divide 69 by 2? A lonely man's handjob."

"10 Ways to disguise Click Bait! Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)"

"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over."