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Joke of the Day

"Are you going to buy something this time? Or are you ""just curious""? Let's just say I'm buy-curious."

"[Shopping with teen son] *sees hot girl* *waits until she gets close* *grabs box of adult diapers* ""How are you doing on Depends bud?"""

"She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her."

"What do pigs do on nice afternoons? They go on pignics."

"Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds."

"My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery."

"What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow ;)"

"Man Rule #6......Men's Olympic Swimming events are the ""Only"" I repeat ""Only"" time speedo's are allowed!!!"

"How did the right triangle commit suicide? With a Hypote-noose"

"They say people and their pets start to look alike, which is why George Clooney is now tied to a tree in my backyard."