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Joke of the Day

"Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell."

"Black Jesus. Went to jail for you"

"To clean up or just move. This is the question."

"I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me."

"ISIS, meet ebola. Ebola, meet ISIS. Problem solved."

"I showed up to my girlfriend's house. She said, ""Why, don't you look nice!?"" I said, ""Thanks."" ""It wasn't a compliment."" she added."

"Conversation between a politician and prostitute Politician : Hi, I'm 52. I am a politician and I am honest. Prostitute : Hi, I'm 27. I am a prostitute and I am virgin."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"If I ever get promoted to God I'm creating cupcake trees."

"How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend? She paints a target icon around the outlet."