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Joke of the Day

"Panties LUST : Tearing her panties off. Love : Sliding them down gently Marriage : Folding them regularly"

"Why don't female mathematicians use tampons? They are weary of anything that advertises discrete AND continuous protection."

"Is there any Indian left? No, there's naan left."

"Bad Day Q- How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day? A- She has a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil."

"Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining."

"Serious question: If you walked into a store and saw an alien holding a bag of 12 butterflies would you play it cool or leave?"

"A man in tights was found near a rock. What happened? Superman committed suicide."

"See you later masturbater Afterwhile pedophile"

"Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didn't call it hair club for men..."

"Why couldnt the feminist screw in a lightbulb? Because there was a glass ceiling."