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Joke of the Day
"Why would somebody punch a sheep? Ewe wouldn't understand."
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"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'"
"Life is like a shit sandwich... The more bread you have the less shit you have to eat."
"My ex girlfriend wasn't able to handle my OCD I told her to close the door five times on her way out."
"When life gives you melons... don't burn the pot roast."
"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."
"I'm single by choice...of others."
"Teacher: ""what does the fat cow give you?"" Student: ""Homework!"""
"Did you hear about the basketball player that fell in love with a midget? He was nuts over her!"
"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"