86542
Joke of the Day
"Who get's the best grades? A-sians"
Next Joke
"A Montage Video of My Life Except every time I disappoint someone, it gets faster [0:08]"
"Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks. I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine."
"364 days until Halloween and people already have their decorations up."
"How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't see the point and just sit in the dark."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people"
"What to Australian Trains use as fuel? Coal-Ala"
"Before twitter I would walk into a room and forget what I went in there for. nnNow, I don't even walk into the right room"
"Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes."
"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to like tractors, but I don't anymore."