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Joke of the Day

"I bet other insects hate it when they ask a caterpillar how she became a butterfly, and she's all, ""Just diet and exercise, guys!"""

"My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and she just spit it out."

"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."

"do you know? Did you know It takes the average American male approximately 4 minutes to have an orgasm. Do you know how long it takes the average woman? Who fucking cares."

"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."

"They still won't let me on Shark Tank with my feminine hygiene products with Yo Momma jokes printed on 'em. That shit's racist."

"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"

"I'm gonna make a porn of midgets working at a burger place I'll call it ""Quarter Pounder"""

"Add 5 years onto your age That's how old you'll be in 5 years."

"Obesity researchers have discovered a new approach to solve the problem. They are now focusing on just making people taller."