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Joke of the Day

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."

"I hate when people put the beginning of the joke a second time"

"How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart? By taste."

"Sometimes when my boyfriend makes a racist joke I am like Ugh why did I even imagine you?"

"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."

"They should make a Minecraft movie It would be a blockbuster."

"I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper ""Don`t be silly"", she replied, ""you can borrow my ipad"". That fly never knew what hit it."

"One group of people still can't get married in the US Ugly people"

"If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about."

"A lot of comedy today is observational humor You guys ever noticed that?"