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Joke of the Day
"D'ya hear about the guy that drowned in a bowl of muesli? A currant pulled him under."
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"Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them."
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"Everyone was calling me a Pedo I'm 47 and she's 20, but the people in the restaurant really ruined our tenth anniversary"
"My friend asked me what superpower I wanted I said cold war Russia"
"I'm doing interval training. It's just that the intervals are very far apart."
"Well, well, well... There's three deep holes in the ground with water in the bottom of them."
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"I'm thinking of going on a cleanse just not sure which race to start with"
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