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Joke of the Day
"Well, well, well... There's three deep holes in the ground with water in the bottom of them."
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"Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods... ...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, ""What the hell is that?"", Sherlock responds, ""A lemon tree my dear Watson."""
"Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!"
"Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away."
"I like my women like I like my peanut butter... Brown, chunky, and easy to spread."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!"
"I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him."
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually screw it in, and one to hold the ~~penis.~~ Edit: Ladder. One to hold the ladder."
"A roman walks into a bar"
"What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!"