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Joke of the Day
"I'm doing interval training. It's just that the intervals are very far apart."
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"Which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"
"What do you call a pickle on sale? A sweet Dill."
"Accidentally called 911 Set my house on fire to not look stupid."
"Allow me to translate: when NPR says ""hip hop culture,"" they're talking about black people."
"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."
"What do you call a run-down and Italian neighborhood? The Sphaghetto"
"I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant ""I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play too."""
"My buddy asked me what self explanatory meant... I didn't know what to say."
"Just farted loudly outside my office before checking to see if anyone was nearby. Nobody was. It's called the #edge, & I am #livin on it"