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Joke of the Day
"Why do lesbians have cats? They're into pussies.(;"
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"I left my wife for a bin man.... .... But he wouldn't take her"
"Why does Harlem have so many trees? Public transportation."
"Women: Let me over-think everything you just said, connect them to things you said years ago and pick a fight about it when you least expect"
"Got a booty text from my ex-husband so I did the logical thing and forwarded it to his new girlfriend."
"There are 2 types of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from missing information."
"What's the difference between a dog and your best friend? The dog doesn't fuck your wife and walk the house in your robe"
"Two non-english speaking Mexican go to gran central... One of them goes up to the cashier and asks for ""tu tickets plees"". The cashier asks ""one-way?"" To which the Mexican responds ""no, two gueys."""
"Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey."
"What do you call the sweat on the bodies of two people having sex in West Virginia? Relative Humidity"