191822
Joke of the Day
"Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey."
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"I was late so I shoved a whole taco into my mouth. It was a sight to behold based on the facial expression of the lady in the adjacent car."
"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."
"stereotypes are like black people not to be trusted"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? His Fresh Prints"
"I have new strategy for getting my wife to have sex with me... When we are in bed I just talk and talk until she has sex with me just to shut me up. I call it filibusting a nut."
"Two bros are sitting on a fence. A cute girl walks by who just moved into their apartment building. **Bro 1:** ""Bro, im gonna hit that."" **Bro 2:** ""Like a stormtrooper bro."" **Bro 1:** ""Bro."""
"I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men."
"[mom unloads groceries] if there's one thing i love, besides my wild little rascals, it's subscribing to twenty different online tv services"
"What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely dear he looks good enough to eat!'"