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Joke of the Day

"Today my wife asked, ""would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"" Turns out ""Yes I do"" was not the right answer."

"Why are mimes such good rapists? The D is silent. <i just thought of this! be gentle with me>"

"What kind of underwear do old people wear? ...Depends."

"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"

"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"

"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."

"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"

"What do you call a West African cricketer? He Bowler"

"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."

"If the Trader Joe's cashier doesn't say ""I love these"" about anything you're buying, you have to put it all back and start over. #sorrybro"