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Joke of the Day
"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"
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"Last night, I poked a woman in the eye with my penis She's gone a bit cockeyed since."
"There's a good chance Dr. Phil has jerked off to the Domino's Pizza Tracker."
"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"
"*puts on white shirt* *accidentally spills coffee* *takes off shirt* *shoves shirt into coffee pot* *puts on brown shirt*"
"What does a redneck and yeast have in common? They are both ""in-bread"" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke."
"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His summer was ok."
"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"
"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context"