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Joke of the Day
"What kind of underwear do old people wear? ...Depends."
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"You know how I just broke this huge cookie in half and put the other half away like I wasn't going to eat it? That was funny."
"So. I'm gonna tell you guys a little about my sex life."
"I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife I thought it was an awesome trade."
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"Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!"
"What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know but it is great at chasing submarines."