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Joke of the Day

"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."

"Felons would be a really valuable voting base... After all, we know they have conviction."

"Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils."

"How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics."

"VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store."

"Why do women get yeast infections? (NSFW) So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt."

"What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire? Baked beans"

"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."

"Relationships these days are like Birthdays....Once the Cake is Eaten, the Party's Over...!!!"

"Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today? Because he didn't have the balls!"