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Joke of the Day
"Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants."
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"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"
"Did you know? If you stand under the moonlight and say the name of your true love 3 times, you'll look really stupid."
"Senator Clinton what is your favorite flavor of pie Well the Republicans........... Edit: Secretary"
"50 cent is so broke I bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar."
"I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday. The news came out of the purple."
"Just tried to massage a stressed worm but I did it too hard and now it's dead and arguably more stressed than before"