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Joke of the Day

"Did you know? If you stand under the moonlight and say the name of your true love 3 times, you'll look really stupid."

"What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?? One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!"

"How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her... ;)"

"What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles? A Biceptual"

"Why did the socialist drop out of high school math? Because there were too many damn inequalities."

"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."

"When looking at the list of the best 10 Presidents of the last 150 years Obama's name really jumps off the page. Because it knows it sure as hell doesn't belong there."

"It's called a ponytail because there is a small horse inside your head growing his tail out of you."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Hos."