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Joke of the Day

"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"

"My girlfriend said I should be more Romantic... She didn't like my toga but the orgy was great!"

"Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him ""Wait Please."" To which Laloo replied ""65 kgs"" and moved on."

"A friend asks his friend to tell him a joke. Friend A - Hey dude, tell me a joke. Friend B - Pussy. Friend A - I don't get it? Friend B - I know you don't."

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg? ""'Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."""

"What's ISIS's favorite Country Band? Allahbama"

"I surveyed 50 women on what hair product they used in the shower. I never knew there was a brand called ""how the hell did you get in here?!'"

"How is cunnilingus like riding a bike with an open face helmet? It's a lot of fun as long as you don't end up with bugs in your teeth."

"Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !"