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Joke of the Day

"[reading test results] ""It looks like you're gonna be just fine"" [nurse whispers in ear] ""Lol my bad u got like 6 weeks"" -Steve Harvey M.D."

"Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired? ...he threw out the W's"

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Give a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life"

"Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old."

"Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list."

"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."

"You hear lots of jokes about white sugar, but you hardly ever hear them about brown sugar, demerara."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Silent."

"What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table."

"My wife and I found each other on a dating website.........3 years after we got married. That was awkward."