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Joke of the Day

"[reading test results] ""It looks like you're gonna be just fine"" [nurse whispers in ear] ""Lol my bad u got like 6 weeks"" -Steve Harvey M.D."

"fire works? buddy all fire works haha just some topical humor here on Twitter Online, where anything can happen"

"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."

"Hey girl you must be a Charmander... cause yo tail end is *fire*."

"I sexually identify as a counter strike. I find this globally offensive."

"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"

"Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of sequence, yoda was."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""Sorry, it's going to take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."""

"Forced to use Axe Shampoo & Conditioner this morning and now my hair is high fiving people and calling them Braaaah."

"I'm in a Japanese restaurant. I shit you not. They have a vegetable tempura appetizer called ""Mushroom Cloud."" I'm afraid to order it."