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Joke of the Day
"What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow."
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"it was hard being a teenager with the last name i mean stalk one guy and you're for the next three years"
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calfinated."
"A Jew walks into a wall with an erection. Gets a broken nose. What does an Asian get? A broken nose."
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because oxygen is free."
"""Give me 'bored.' Give me 'late for lunch.' Scowl at a tree. Scowl at a tree. Look at a bird like you hate it."" - book jacket photographers."
"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."
"Did I ever tell you about how I once dated a stripper named Cake? She always used to let me have it and eat it, too."
"What do you call an American communist? Manifesto Destiny"
"I was armed to the teeth. Now most of my teeth are gone. Let's just say I filed an assault case."