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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an American communist? Manifesto Destiny"

"What do you call a university full of fat girls studying neuroscience? A hippocampus."

"Damn boy are you a banker? Because I really just want you to leave me a loan."

"There are 10 types of people 1. Those who understand binary 2. Those who don't 3. Those who sneak tertiary into their jokes"

"Everyone on FB is posting the status- I voted. I guess it's truthful Tuesday so I posted- I once killed a hobo & hid his body in a barrel."

"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."

"I heard a swimmer shout ""Help shark help!! I just laughed. I knew the shark wasn't going to help him!"

"A man in front of me dropped $20 I picked it up and asked myself, what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."

"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop this shit."

"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises. The librarian said ""I don't think its in yet"". I said ""Yes that's the one""."