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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calfinated."
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"How to tell if your cat is a dog: 1) it barks 2) it doesn't hate you 3) someone once said aw cute dog 4) it's like a horse but slower"
"Border Patrol never did chase down that illegal baby food smuggler from Mexico. I heard he was so fast they nicknamed him Formula Juan."
"How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car? No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot"
"The entire 15 years my wife and I have been married we only had one fight and it's still not over."
"Look, a reindeer. Santa, is that you? Nope. Chuck Testa."
"Someone asked me if it's true that all the women I've made love to have been depressed I said, ""That depends...do you mean before or after?"""
"How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is."
"they should stop calling it the ""Make-A-Wish Foundation"" and start calling it the ""No.... Make-Another-Wish Foundation"""
"What Reddit taught me... If I'm doing that too much, I should do it again after 51 seconds."