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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"

"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"

"Fallout (spoiler) I heard Fallout 4 is a real blast from the past..."

"Wanna watch Netflix in H? I'll give you the D later."

"Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but it has no atmosphere."

"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep... But not the other 3 people in his car."

"What places have the least racial tensions? Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight."

"The best joke about clickbait ever"

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog I can make my dog come"

"What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"