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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it"

"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."

"Q. Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers."

"Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat"

"I think I got crabs from an LGBT orgy last night... I must be having too many sexes."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow almost any movie from his Pixar collection. But he's never gonna give you Up"

"Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock? So he could wake up inside."

"How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant? She's the one wearing knee pads."

"Son dad joke Grandpa - you should try this. It's out of this world Son - sorry grandpa I don't like food from space. He's 8"

"What's white on the outside and black on the inside? An American police officer."