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Joke of the Day
"Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died"
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"What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !"
"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"
"""Dad Is that a killer whale?"" ""No son thats an orca"" ""Oh. Well what's a killer whale?"" ""U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed"
"For the past 2 nights my stomach sounds like cat purring when I lay down. I'm terrified to Web MD this. I'm too young to have kittens."
"Your mama's hair is so nappy... Moses couldn't part it."
"Where do poor Italians live? In the spaghetto..."
"Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones? Because they should use protection to practice safe text"
"Gets pulled over. Cop: You know the left lane is just for passing. And you were driving in it for the past 3 miles without passing a single car. Me: Oh yeah I know, that's why we're passing the blunt."
"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."