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Joke of the Day

"An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles"

"Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target"

"Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive."

"The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle."

"My mom once told me.... ....the only way I'll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"What covers the outside of a dogwood tree? Bark."

"You don't work you don't have money to live, you work there's no time to live."

"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."

"Katherine lost both her arms in an accident. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Katherine."