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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target"

"Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."

"PMS is a myth It's really just an ovary action."

"A guy walks into a bar ""Ow,"" he says."

"What's the difference between New Jersey girls and trash? Trash gets picked up."

"What do you call an overweight Mexican? A MAXican"

"What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A marsbar!"

"If I get one upvote I'll get drunk by myself tonight. Edit: Well okay, thanks Reddit, I upvoted it myself."

"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."

"School Joke Principal: ""I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"" Johnny: ""Nothing, sir."" Principal: ""Exactly!"""