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Joke of the Day

"Katherine lost both her arms in an accident. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Katherine."

"What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea? A Navy Bean"

"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"

"""I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth! Never to be said to an evil genius... ever."

"American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?"

"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."

"I just used 'medieval' and 'archaic' in a text message. I know people, I don't get how I'm not still a virgin either."

"Male seahorses get pregnant. In related news, scientists believe men who tell women what to with their bodies come back as seahorses."

"Leave Apple alone! All they wanted to do was jack off."

"Why do Gastroenterologists have such a passion for their job? Because they find the components of one's stomach very intestine."