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Joke of the Day
"What covers the outside of a dogwood tree? Bark."
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"I'm a victim of child abuse Some kid in the park called me ugly"
"What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target? Boys clothes half off."
"My English teacher is living proof that Grammar Nazis still exist. Sorry... Alt-Write."
"How do the Lanisters make large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."
"Very Funny Comedy @ My Church Night Vigil"
"I lost my mood ring.. I'm not sure how i feel about this."
"A grasshopper sits at the bar... ...and the bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"this joke has no title What did this joke's mother say to it? ""You're not going anywhere!"" geddit?"
"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."