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Joke of the Day
"Antenna's Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome."
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"If you're gonna buy me a drink...... At least push my stool in!"
"I just went to jail for my wife's crime. She's Chinese, which I guess makes me guilty by associasian."
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"A grate dad! Dad, how does it feels to have the most beautiful son in the world? I do not know son, ask your grandfather."
"It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 17 other ways to get that info in seconds."