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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."
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"Open bottle, allow it to breathe. If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth -Beer"
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"You know what's funny? Not /r/funny ."
"A Christmas joke for you: Where do snowmen go to dance? The snowball!"
"Please be patient...I'm fcuking things up as fast as I can."
"What's worst than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust."
"Do you ever just stop and think about how snowmen standing out in the snow is like humans standing outside while it rains bits of flesh"
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