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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend... .. is like Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar."
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"[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes] ""im not looking for any trouble"" all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD"
"What's the difference between children and Isis? Drones can't tell either"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""
"My dentist just looked in my mouth and said something is gonna have to come out. I suspect he's talking about my wallet."
"I'm going our shopping for Black Friday Er...sorry. African American Friday."
"my dance moves can best be described as ""did that dude just try to leap frog?"" & ""whoa that's a lot of blood"" & ""is he still alive?"""
"Knock, knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock .... Knock knock knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock Who's there? Knock in his prime."
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks."
"What's an activity 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape."