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Joke of the Day
"What's an activity 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape."
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"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."
"PHP Dating Advice I had a date() with PHP and I had to mktime() for it."
"I sold my vacuum cleaner on ebay........ It was just sat in the corner collecting dust....."
"Amsterdam is like a tour de France - it's full of people on bikes and drugs. -- Heard this last weekend while visiting Amsterdam"
"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"
"Did you hear about the knife-wielding madman who attacked a circus camp the other day? He went straight for the juggler."
"""So kids, I was married to your mom & I met this girl on Twitter, we started DMing and one thing led to another"" -How I Met Your Stepmother"
"A guy in Saudi Arabia once masturbated, breaking the law of the land. His name? Sheik Dawood."
"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"